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Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Paedos?

June 22, 2010
Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Paedos?

It’s hard to believe that it’s only five years since – amid a torrent of tabloid-generated moral panic and hysteria about “what your children are getting up to on That Internet” - Bebo arrived on the scene. Alas, having been offloaded for a mere $10m by its former owners, AOL, its days finally appear to be numbered....
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Former Minister Furious at Souness ‘Rape’ Remark

June 15, 2010
Former Minister Furious at Souness ‘Rape’ Remark

Former Minister for Arts, Sport and Tourism, Martin Cullen has reacted angrily to Graham Souness’ casual use of the word ‘rape’ on RTÉ’s World Cup coverage on Sunday. During the pre-match discussion of Serbia’s game against Ghana, Souness accidentally claimed that Nemanja Vidić had...
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Some Shows are just too poor to review

January 30, 2010
Some Shows are just too poor to review

As regular readers of Toast (all 380,000 of you) may have noticed, there has been a serious lack of activity on here recently. In truth, I just haven’t been arsed to write anything, and can only offer a wholly worthless and insincere apology. I...
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Being a Formula One Fan

November 17, 2009
Being a Formula One Fan

I am a Formula One fan. There, I’ve said it. I’ve ‘come out’ and can, from here on in, trot a little lighter in my step. Every second Sunday,...
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Creepy Crooner Chris castigates Critic

September 14, 2009
Creepy Crooner Chris castigates Critic

Sordid, slippery little purveyor of grim mediocrity, Chris de Burgh has firmly cemented his place as the Alan Partridge of the music world, following this recent toe-curlingly cringe-worthy exchange...
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Phone tap scandal threatens to damage the credibility of the News of the World

July 20, 2009
Phone tap scandal threatens to damage the credibility of the News of the World

Outrage is rapidly spreading across Britain, and some areas of Ireland today, after revelations that the News of the World paid out ₤1 million in damages relating to court...
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Irish: Indians can’t hold their drink

July 20, 2009
Irish: Indians can’t hold their drink

While dozens of families in India are in mourning due to the deaths of over 70 people from alcohol poisoning, hordes of Irish 18-30 year olds are boarding planes...
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Rovers’ fans angered by Real Madrid turnout

July 20, 2009
Rovers’ fans angered by Real Madrid turnout

There was widespread disappointment in Dublin last night when soccer fans expecting to see the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo and Kaka were instead treated to the skills of Benolo,...
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OK! does it again…

June 30, 2009
OK! does it again…

Not satisfied with publishing a Jade Goody memorial issue several days before her demise, sordid UK celeb rag, OK! has plumbed new depths of ethical bankruptcy with its “loving”...
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