Let’s all laugh at this Republican

“As a single man, I was flattered by the attention of a beautiful woman who introduced herself to me. I used poor judgment.”

Introducing Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, a Republican delegate who, while attending the Republican National Convention, got his smug-looking self robbed when he thought he was actually going to get some good lovin’.

Conflicting reports suggest the lady-thief made off with either $50,000 or $120,000 worth of Schwartz’s cash and personal belongings. Whatever the figure is, after you read this article you’ll agree that he deserved it.