Not satisfied with publishing a Jade Goody memorial issue several days before her demise, sordid UK celeb rag, OK! has plumbed new depths of ethical bankruptcy with its “loving” and “prayerful” tribute to the memory of Michael Jackson. Having paid $500,000 for it, Richard “Dirty” Desmond, the owner of OK! also published the tasteful...
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R.I.P (Easy as one-two-three)
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The pre-elections time can be quite daunting as candidate after candidate arrives at the innocent general public’s door to supposedly explain how they are so much different from the guy who just left five minutes ago. Instead of slamming the door on their face or not even bothering to open it in the first...
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Max Mosley – President of the International Automobile Federation, former barrister, former F1 team owner, former racing driver and – right now – grieving father. Or as the Daily Star likes to call him, “Kinky Race Ace”. To merely describe the UK Daily Star (not to be confused with that intellectual goliath, the Irish...
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Unemployed? Depressed? Feeling worthless? Never mind – the perfect job could be just around the corner. If you think you can tolerate chatting to ex-EastEnders stars and failed reality-tv contestants and laughing at the jokes of crap Irish comedians, this could be the gig for you.
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Friday May 1st Messiah J and The Expert, The Academy I used to work with The Expert from this pair, he’s a very nice guy but I was never really convinced about his band, which involves him dropping beats while Messiah J spits rhymes. Their continuing success over the last few years has proven...
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With this recession business all up in your grill all day everyday, it’s easy to get down in the dumps. People are losing their jobs, D4 wankers are losing their cars and annoying us on public transport and two weeks in Kerry is more likely this summer than a few months island hopping around...
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Police in London have appealed to witnesses not to come forward, after a man died during the G20 Protests on April Fools Day. It is believed that Ian Tomlinson (47) suffered a fatal heart attack immediately after being beaten to the ground by a gang of men armed with batons. The assailants, who ran...
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On Saturday, 4th April 2009, the whole of Britain and much of the western world mourned as Brave Jade Goody embarked upon her final journey. The arrival of this new Post-Jadean Era could well be described as the most historically significant event of the 21st Century. One would have reasonably expected the BBC to...
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